YTM Halloween Special 3

YouTube Movie Halloween Special 3
(yeah, there's been that many)

me: Jaden, Kaeco, myself, Haruhi, Narrator, Edward, Hikaru, Dororo, and Dawn
Thea: Alphonse, Ash, Gardenia, herself, and Kaoru
Destiny: herself, Mori, and Pip
Carlie: herself, Hunny, Aster, and Yubel
Marty: Neos, Kyoya, Kururu, and Shun
AC100: Tamaki, Giroro, himself, Volkner, and Keroro
L-chan: Paul, herself, Saburo, Tamama, and Winry
Gaia: herself, and Reggie
Shinky: herself, and Barry
Adam: himself, Brock, Roark, and Nekozawa
Dr.C: himself, Lucas, and the mage twins

*major static problem going on*
*wierd line that moves to sound like a heart monitor shows on the screen*
narrator: there's nothing wrong with your computer, do NOT attempt to adjust your screen, WE are controlling the transmission!
Keroro: wait, Linds, what'd you say? we're in control?
Ash: OH MY GOSH! Keroro, I can see your voice! WOW! now I can see MY voice! COOL!!!!!!
Barry: lemme try! HEY! I can see my voice AND hear it! WOOHOO!
me: ASH! BARRY! KERORO! YOU IDIOTS ARE RUINING THE MOOD!!!!
Barry: sorry,
Ash: *pees his pants*
Keroro: Ash, just peed on me.
AC: we didn't need to know that.
Narrator: for the next 2 videos, we will control what you see and hear. you are about to experience the terror and sheer horror of The YouTube Movie Halloween Special.
Ash: *sings Goofy Goober Rock from the SpongeBob Squarepants Movie*
Paul: well, that's ONE way to start the show.
L-chan: let's just start the show, shall we?
AC: with NO hesitation.
*show starts*
Thea: any idea WHERE we're having this year's Halloween party Lindsay?
me: not really, why?
Aster: well, for one thing you've chosen haunted places for the last 2 years we've been doing the YouTube Movie.
me: O_O oh yeah, *sweatdrop*
Ash: hey, Haruhi, didn't the first years at Ouran hold a tournament to see who'd be the biggest chicken of the school?
Haruhi: yeah, but if we did that, you'd lose instantly.
Ash: SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!
Tamaki: I won't allow my daughter to go through that again!
Edward: jeez, even RONKA doesn't get that protective over Haruhi.
Haruhi: Ed's gotta point Sempai.
Tamaki: but-
Paul: shut up Tamaki and STAY shut up.
Saburo: *looks at Paul* was that supposed to make sense?
me: I don't think so.
Barry: hey, Ed, why don't you like milk anyways?
Edward: I dunno, I just don't.
Ash: that's not a good enough reason shortie.
Edward: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!
Ash: Nothing.
Barry: *sings the sailor moon theme song*
me: *sigh* Barry, what am I gonna do with you?
Barry: go out with me?
me: not a chance jackass.
Aster: Carlie, get off me, will you?
Carlie: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ASTER!!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: ...
AC: *looks at me* I think your sissy-chan's completely lost it.
me: you just figured that out NOW?
AC: sadly yes.
Carlie: *evil laugh*
Tamaki: mommy, hold me.
Kyoya: get on with it.
everyone: THANK YOU KYOYA!!!!!!!!!
Kyoya: *looks at everyone* ookay...
L-chan: Carlie, can you stop breathing down my neck? you're starting to freak me out.
Carlie: it's my nature. DEAL WITH IT! *pants like a dog*
Dawn: she's more annoying than Barry.
Carlie: DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: NEXT SCENE PLEASE!!!!
*later*
Carlie: *still panting like a dog*
Alphonse: wonder why she's like this?
me: *raises hand* blame me for that.
Edward: *on Alphonses head* just keep her away from me! she's like some twist of Tamama and Kururu!
Carlie: *growls*
Edward: *wimpers*
Tamaki: *sits in the corner* she's scary.
me: *rolls eyes* that's nothing. if she was Angol Mois, THEN that'd be a problem.
AC: if she's a mix of Tamama and Kururu, then she's ALREADY a problem.
Destiny: yep.
me: Des-tuh-ney!
Ash: what the heck was that?
me: that's what I call her whenever she does something bad. *looks at Carlie* stop growling before I take Aster outta this episode.
Carlie: *grabs Aster and wimpers*
Aster: you're. crushing. me...
Winry: wow, and I thought Tamaki was a wuss.
Tamaki: I'M NOT A WUSS!!!! and why's she in the dog position, and WHY'D SHE JUST LICK ASTER?!?!?!?!
me: she's a strange little sh!t what'd you expect?
Aster: *hides behind Jaden* I actually wouldn't MIND being taken OUT of this episode Linds.
me: now where's the fun in that?
Aster: *sigh* fine, but keep your sister AT A DISTANCE!!!!!!!
Ash: I LIKE TACOS!!!!!!!!!
Edward: well, THAT killed the mood.
Hunny: Ed-chan? you wanna hold Osa-chan to keep you company?
Edward: oh, thanks Hunny-sempai, *takes Osa-chan*
Carlie: *takes Osa-chan from Edward* hello Osa-chan! what were doing with the FullMetal Pipsqueak?
*awkward silence*
*glass breaks*
Reggie: she's dead.
Edward: *gets held back by Al* DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AT STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!!!
Carlie: *roar*
Neos: what the hell's wrong with this chick?
Pip: *shrugs* I dunno.
Carlie: *burps and smiles* excuse me.
everyone: what the hell?
me: ... well, that was outta random. then again, she DOES resemble me in some odd ways.
twins: how?
me: *shrugs* I dunno.
Carlie: *howls*
L-chan: who died and made you Jacob Black?
Carlie: Keroro.
Keroro: what?
Carlie: or a cow.
Edward: cows are evil.
Carlie: so are you shortie.
Edward: *grabs Carlie and starts spinning her around* SHORTIE?!?! COULD A SHORTIE DO THIS?? WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA CALL ME?? A HALFPIPE?? BEANSPROUT??? MIDGET?? I'M STILL GROWING YOU INSANE JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!
Carlie: *bites Edwards human arm*
Edward: OW! *throws Carlie at Nekozowa* wait, when'd HE show up?
Carlie: hi Nekozowa-sempai!
Nekozowa: I heard there was gonna be a Halloween Party going on here. Guess I was right since we have a demon in our midst.
me: Tamama? or Carlie?
Carlie and Tamama: DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Nekozowa: both have split personalities, as you can tell.
Ash: CARLIE!! GET BACK HERE WITH MY HAT!!! *shows a automail toe on the back of his head*
Winry: what the heck?
Tamaki: oh boy,
*chase scene*
Gardenia: can someone END this stupid chase scene?
Paul: on it! *trips Ash*
Carlie: Thank you! *walks off licking chocolate outta his hat*
me: that's one wierd kid I'm stuck with for the rest of my damn life.
Mage twins: it's not like the world's gonna end because of that.
Tamaki: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!
Kururu: SHUT UP MORON!!!!!!!
Keroro: dude, it's pronounced morom.
AC: *facepalm* idiot.
*later*
Yubel: hey guys! what'd I miss?
me: my sister actling like a psychopathic Kururu.
Dororo: that's a scary thought.
Mori: yeah.
Giroro: why's that?
Lucas: take a look man. *inches towards Barry*
Barry: Lucas, what're you doing?
Lucas: what? I can't inch towards a friend?
Barry: you can. it's just...wierd.
Ash: sorry to interupt the clingyshipping moment, but there's a wierd ghost guy right behind you guys.
Neos: what're you talking about? it's only me!
Barry: hey Neos.
Dr. C: why do you guys hang out with a dead guy?
me: don't you?
Dr. C: point taken. *turns his hand into a data cannon*
me: who are you gonna shoot with that?
Dr C: who you do YOU think? *shoots Barry*
Lucas: *faints*
Paul: OH MY GOD!!! THEY'VE KILLED--
Barry: *sits up* dude,
Paul: goddammit.
Lucas: *jolts back up* oh thank god.
Dr. C: damn,
Shinky: you do that again, and you'll be feeling something UP YOUR ASS!!!!!
AC: *nudges Dr.C* dude, I might not know a lot about girls, but when they say something like that, you know there's gonna be trouble.
me: you sure about that AC-kun?
AC: *shrugs* I might, but, who knows?
me: I might.
Barry: how the hell might that be?
Paul: uh...Barry? did you seriously forget the fact that Lindsay's a girl?
Barry: O,O; sh!t.
Adam: and that just goes to show that even BARRY can have moments.
me: dude, he has them more than anyone, including me.
*later*
Brock: hey, does anyone know where Ash went?
Dawn: not really.
AC: I think I saw him leading Tamaki upstairs.
Paul: lemme guess, he plans to scare the living crap outta Tamaki?
Haruhi: if he does, I gotta see it.
Paul: me too!
me: me three!
Dr. C: if Ash was gonna scare Barry, THAT I'd wanna see.
me: no duh there man.
*meanwhile*
Tamaki: Ash? Ash? *lightning flashes* I hope Haruhi's doing okay. *sees a typewriter* wonder what he typed? *sees what Ash typed* feelin' fine. well, that's good news* "lightning flashes and Tamaki sees that the walls say no sprinks mix and no BMNC make Ash crazy* well, I spoke too soon.
Ash: *kicks door open* HELLO ASSHOLES!!!
Tamaki: *screams* HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: *flips on light* so, waddaya think Tamaki-sempai? do you like the idea of no sprinks mix and no BMNC make Ash something?
Tamaki: crazy?
Ash: DON'T MIND IF I DO! *pulls a wrench outta nowhere*
Tamaki: where the hell did you get that?
Ash: internet. you better start running.
Tamaki: *runs towards a random bat* STAY AWAY FROM ME ASH!
Ash: give me the bat sempai! gimme the bat, c'mon gimme the bat, gimme the mudda firetrucken bat! HAHAHA! SCAREDY CAT! *does a scary face, looks in a mirror and see Weegee* HOLY CRAP IT'S WEEGEE!!!!!!!!!!! *falls down stairs*
Paul: *comes in* what's goin' on in he-- HOLY WINGED KURIBOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamaki: he saw Weegee in the mirror.
Paul: wha'? *sees Weegee in the mirror* HOLY--!
me: what happened? *sees Ash, then Weegee* that's pure epicness
Paul: what is?
me: weegee
Paul: oh yeah,
*later*
AC: where's-
Jack: BOO!
AC: *jumps* AHH! NOT COOL MAN!
Jack: I'm evil, what'd you expect?
Carlie: *roars*
Max: okay, that was wierd.
me: that's Carlie for ya.
Edward: yeah,
Alphonse: hey, Paul, I heard that you're getting replaced soon.
Paul: I'm WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
me: *grabs Paul* not while I'm around he's not.
L-chan: same here!
Tamaki: pfft, puh-leez. if someone's gonna replace Paul, then... O_O HARUHI'S ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hallelijah plays*
Alphonse: not on my watch.
Tamaki: say wha'?
Alphonse: nevermind Tamaki.
Thea: ookay...
me: my thoughts exactly.
Edward: what?
Neos: HEY GUYS!!!!!
Paul: oh god, what do you want NOW Neos?
Neos: just wanna know what's all the hub-bub.
Barry: do you even KNOW what that even MEANS?
Neos: no.
Max: at least he's honest.
me: so true.
Jack: oh god, this is bullcrap.
Ash: somebody's in a bitchy mood. I KNOW!!!
me: Ash, it'll take a LOT to make Jack laugh.
Dr.C: she's gotta point.
Ash: you should know since YOU'RE the one who created him!
Dr.C: uh...
AC: okay, I didn't need to hear that.
me: he meant made him up. not "have" him.
AC: O_O okay...I'm scarred for life now.
me: whoops.
Paul: way to go Linds.
me: shut up.
Haruhi: CAN WE HAVE AT LEAST ONE EPISODE WHERE WE DON'T ARGUE OVER NOTHING?????
Twins: where's the fun in that Haruhi?
me: point taken.
Barry: uh-huh.
Hunny: agreed.
AC: guys, these fights don't make sense whatsoever.
Tamaki: ... what's your point AC-kun?
me: THAT WAS HIS POINT!!!!!!!!!!!
Alphonse: Lindsay, please!
me: YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO????
Neos: someone's got her period.
me: *turns red* NEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING!!!!
Ash: what's a period?
AC: be thankful he doesn't know Linds, okay?
me: *blushes* okay AC-kun.
*Surfin' Bird from Family Guy is played*
me: what the-
AC: THIS VERSION OF THE SONG ROCKS!!!!!!!!! *sings along*
Ash: what's Surfin' Bird?
Barry: oh have you not heard?
AC: it was MY understanding that everyone had heard.
Ash: heard what?
Paul: ASH DON'T!
Barry: *continues the song* Ash don't you know about the bird? well, Barry's gonna tell you about the bird! *continues the song and collapses*
Ash: OMG! BARRY! are you okay?
me: wait for it Ash.
Ash: wait for what?
Barry: *sings the end of the song*
Paul: *looks at Edward* kill me.
Edward: wish I could, but I can't.
Paul: why?
Edward: then where's the fun in that?
me: point taken.
Barry: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!
Tamaki: *screams like Courage*
Barry: HA HA HA HA!
Edward: oh wow.
Haruhi: I've seen better.
me: HEY ED MAN! HEADS UP! *throws a milk carton at Edward*
Edward: wh-*gets hit in the face with milk*
everyone: *falls back laughing*
Edward: *sounds like LeQuack* how annoying.
Shinky: hey, where's Carlie?
Carlie: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: ...
Tamaki: I think I need to change my pants.
AC: I didn't need that.
me: none of us did.
Edward: let's just end the show, shall we?
Thea: yeah, please?
me: okay fine. Thanks for watching!
everyone: HAPPY HALLOWEEN JACKASSES!!
Dr. C: that's Mr. Jackass to you!
everyone: *falls back laughing*
Ash: BYE PEOPLES!!!!
*credits and ending song: Monster Mash*