YTM episode 4 script

                                   Youtube Movie Episode 4
Me-Jaden, Aster, Myself, Conway, Barry, Shun, Roark, Paul, Reggie, and Narrator
Thea-Ash, Herself, Runo, Gaia, Julie, Fuyuki, and Zoey
Carlie- herself
AC100- Keroro and Giroro

Narrator: Previously on the Youtube Movie, Jaden battled against his twin bro Aster.
In which everyone found out that Ash and Paul are twin bros. And as you all guessed,
Jaden won!
Ash: And now, it's my turn to kick someone's Ass!
Paul: Yeah, I'd liked to see that dumbass!
Ash: (mumbling) Bitch,
Paul: What was that Ash?
Ash: Uh...nothing!
Carlie: Right....PIZZA HUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Okay, let's get a freakin move on with the show.
Paul: Can I school Ash in street first Yubel198?
Ash: Street?
Paul: Word.
Ash: ...What?
Paul: Word.
Ash: What word?
Paul: ...What?
Ash: You said "word."
Paul: Word.
Ash: What word?
Paul: OH SNAP! WHAT THE HELL?! Dude, saying word is like "I heard that!"
Ash: heard what?
Paul: God dammit.
Shun: START THE GOD DAMN SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone nods in agreement)
Gaia: Okay, let's get this goin'
Zoey: Yeah,
Reggie: Oh god.
(show starts)
Paul: Has anyone seen Jaden anywhere?
Roark: No.
Barry: Maybe he's running late.
Conway: Maybe, maybe not.
Jaden: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late. I had to use the bathroom on the freakin' way in.
Paul: TOO MUCH INFO RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaden: sorry!
me: HEY GUYS! I'm ready to battle ash!
Ash: "GASP" she knows my name! Paul! Hide me!
Paul: When the hell did you start hiding behind me?
Ash: Since the last episode.
Thea: Uh... Ookay.
Runo: ARE YOU TWO GONNA BATTLE OR NOT?!
me: Yes.
Ash: Not until Barry, Conway, Paul, Reggie, Jaden, Aster, and Zoey dress-up as cheerleaders
Paul: Not in a million years bro.
Roark: It'll show Barry's gay and make you feel pretty.
everyone:...
Gaia: Why the hell do you know that?
Roark: Honey, you're not the only one who watches "The Fairly Odd Parents".
me: (imitating Wanda to Ash) Will you please put some underwear on?
Roark: You saw that episode?
me: Yes.
Ash: (To Paul) How did she know that I don't wear underwear?
Everyone:...
me: WHAT THE (mouth censored)!?
Paul: DUDE! TOO MUCH INFO!
Ash: Sorry!
Thea: Let the battle begin!
me: So Ash, let me see what pokemon you've got.
Ash: Go! Pokeball!
me:...
Aster: A piece of pie?
Ash: A piece of apple pie Ass-ter!
(Carlie punches Ash)
Paul: Did she just give him a nose bleed?
me: Yes.
Ash: HEY! NO FAIR!
Carlie: HA! HA!
me: Okay, GO! BELLA!
Bella: PICHU!
Aster: can somebody help me out over here?
Roark: Thank god Carlie's not BMNC.
Carlie: Woof! Woof!
Barry: Or at least, she's sort of not BMNC.
me: Yeah, BELLA! USE THUNDERSHOCK!
Thea: Pie is unable to battle. Bella wins!
Ash: NO! PIE! YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND!
me: Are you somehow related to Crasher Wake?
Ash: No, he's my best friend.
Jaden: And you guys say that I'm retarded.
Reggie: YOU ARE RETARDED!
Shun:... Wow
Zoey: GET ON WITH IT!
Julie: OKAY! SHEESH!
Fuyuki: KERORO! WHERE ARE YOU?
Paul: (looks at Ash) You didn't.
Ash:... Didn't what?
Paul: (slaps forehead)
Aster: (slaps forehead)
me:... Uh...Ash? Our battle?
Ash: Oh! Right!... Go! Pokeball!
me: uh...Ash? it's a cupcake.
Ash: a cupcake with sprinkles
Narrator: dun, dun, dunnnnnnn
me: your point being?
Ash: a cupcake with sprinkles ONLY ON ONE SIDE!!!!
Narrator: DUN, DUN, DUNNNNNNNNNN!
Me: ah yes, sprinksmix (the cupcake. not the doughnut)
Roark: how did you know that?
me: BMNCs pokemon parody.
Reggie: Isn't that copyrighting?
me: ...You just had to ask didn't you?
Reggie: Yes.
me: No you didn't shut up.
Reggie: shut up and kick Ash's ass already.
Ash: HEY!
me: Okay then... Bella! Return!
Gaia: why'd you call her back?
Julie: that makes no sense whatsoever!
Paul: Girls.
Reggie: You're one to talk.
(Paul Flips off Reggie)
me: go! Icey!
Icey: Wevile!
Ash: sprinxmix! use rollout!
me: Icey, use ice shard!
Thea: Sprinxmix is unable to battle! Icey wins!
Carlie: (picks up sprinxmix and starts eating it)
me: Carlie, that was on the ground!
Carlie: so? doesn't mean it's not edible.
Paul: did she get that from ICarly?
me: yes.
Roark: I forgot you 2 were fans of ICarly
Carlie: Your point?
Roark: ...I hate you carlie.
Carlie: I know you do.
Ash: GO! POKEBALL!
me: about time he sent out a real pokemon.
Ash: Gliscor! use x--
me: Icey return!
Thea: why'd you call Icey back?
me: you'll find out later. right now, I wanna take a break.
Ash: okay!
me: time do dance!
(everyone dances to Hot N Cold by Katy Perry)
me: okay, let's battle!
Ash: AWESOME!!!
Roark: about time!
me: go! Masquerade!
masquerade: blimmm.
Paul: I thought you'd call out your umbreon.
me: I think we need a break from people with eeveeloutions Paul.
Jaden: she's gotta point ya know.
Paul: so?
me: Masquerade! use cut!
Thea: gliscor's unable to battle, masquerade wins!
Ash: WHAT THE--
Paul: wow, he's getting his ass handed to him out there.
Ash: *looks at Paul* what?
Paul: *slaps forehead* nevermind bro.
me: this is just plain histarical.
Ash: what is?
me: your battle style, duh.
Ash:... I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!
me: *shakes head*
Paul: at least he didn't say--
Ash: I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Paul: >.>
me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaden: I was waiting for that.
Roark: PERVERT!!!!
Ash: what's a pervert?
Roark: Kururu.
me: oh, so true.
Barry: I didn't know Kururu was perverted.
me: neither did I 'til I saw AC-kuns pic of him human form.
Ash: who?
me: something told me you'd say that.
Reggie: *looks at watch* can you continue?
me: oh, right.
Ash: Go Pikachu!
Carlie: looks like pikachu's always a last resort.
Thea: reminds me of one of Yubels OCs.
Carlie: which one?
Thea...*shrugs* I guess I forgot.
Zina: OH COME ON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: pikachu! thunder--
me: masquerade, return.
Ash: will you make up your freakin' mind woman?
everyone:...
*glass breaks*
Paul: he's dead.
me: WHY YOU LITTLE-- BMNC! YOU VAIN PERSON!
BMNC: heh heh, farfetch'd.
Paul: what'd she say?
me: she said "heh heh, I know."
Roark: >.> what is wrong with you?
me: I have autism, remember?
Roark: 0_0 oh yeah. forgot about that.
me: *sigh* BMNC, use aerial ace.
Thea: pikachu's unable to battle, BMNC wins! the winner: Yu--
Ash: hold on Thea, I still have another pokemon!
Jaden: since when?
Ash: since episode 2 of the YKS duh! go! pokeball!
Keroro: WOOHOO! I told ya I was gonna be here!
me: THIS IS INSANE!
Keroro: no, it's awesome!
Paul: I'm surrounded by idiots.
me: same here.
Ash: Keroro! use sing!
Keroro:...you're kidding, right?
Ash: do I look like someone who kids around?
everyone: HELL YEAH!!!!!!
Ash: I wasn't talking to you people.
Roark: I hate him so much.
Paul: WHY MUST I LOVE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
me: WOOHOO! 3DG FOREVER!!!!!!
Ash: who?
me: nevermind ash.
Ash: keroro, why won't you sing?
Keroro:...*looks at me* do I have to?
me: *holds out contract* it's in your contract dumbass.
Keroro: *sigh* what should I sing?
Ash: *thinks about it* sing a song by Linkin Park!
Keroro:...who?
Ash: what?
me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: just sing Numb by Linkin Park please.
Keroro: I need the lyrics to the song though.
me: *hands him lyrics sheet* study those and then we can battle.
Keroro:...pffffft. this is gonna be a snap.
(2 hours later)
me: ya done yet?
Keroro: yes.
everyone: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keroro: *clears throat* okay. I'm ready.
Ash: Keroro! use Numb!
Keroro: *sings Numb*
me: *claps* nice singing you bukegaru
Keroro: why thank yo--what?
me: nevermind.
Ash: well, that didn't do anything!
Paul: yeah, but you gotta admit we needed some music.
Fuyuki: there you are gunso!
Keroro: fuyuki-dono, you've got bad timing, ya know that?
Barry: I LIKE TACOS!!!!!!!
Conway: well, that was randomly wierd.
Gaia: oh yeah.
Barry: I had a blonde moment okay?
me: not like you have them all the time.
Barry:...why do you torment me?
me: 'cause you're an easy target.
Barry:...I love you Yubel.
me: I hate you Barry.
Ash: Keroro! water gun!
Keroro: I got this water gun from Giroro.
Paul: is that a water bazooka?
Keroro: pfffft, hell yes.
Paul:...*shrugs* whateves.
Jaden: Paul, it's not like you care anyways.
Paul: your point being Jay?
Jaden:... I dunno.
fuyuki: see ya gunso! see ya Tamama! see ya Giroro!
me: you just couldn't resist, could you Fuyuki-kun?
Fuyuki: not really.
me: oh boy.
Ash: Keroro! Water gun!
Keroro: *soaks BMNC*
me: oh...my...god...
Paul: BMNC GOT SOAKED!!!!!!
Ash: cool! now soak me!
Keroro: why?
Ash: 'cause I need a bath!
everyone: did we need to know that Ash?
Ash: yeis, you did.
me: he's your brother Paul.
Paul: what?
me: *hands him water bazooka* you soak him.
Paul: WOOHOO! I'm gonna enjoy this!
*Paul sprays Ash*
Ash: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!
Paul: You're an idiot Ash.
Ash: what's an idiot?
Paul: wha'...nevermind.
me: well, this is weird
Ash: your face!
everyone:...
*glass breaks*
Roark: he's gonna get it now.
Thea: uh-oh.
me: YOU'RE GONNA DIE DAMMIT!
Ash: OH GOD!
me: GO POKEBALL!
Giroro: ke-keroro!
Keroro: gi-giroro!
*awkward silence*
Ash: awkwardness.
me: that's my line stupid.
Carlie: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
me: yeah, that figures.
Ash: she's your sister girl.
me: shut up Ash.
Paul: weren't you guys battling?
me:...oh yeah...
Roark: oh boy.
Ash: Keroro! hyper beam!
Keroro: uh...
Ash: just try.
Giroro: can I kill this jackass already?
Keroro: eh?
me: fine.
Giroro: HEY KERORO! say hello to my little friend! *holds up a giant AK-47*
Ash: that's not little! that thing is huge Dammit!
Giroro: is he mentally retarded?
Paul: sadly yes.
Giroro:...okay...*shoots gun and kills Barry*
Paul: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BARRY!
Roark: YOU BASTARDS!
me: I saw that coming.Giroro! water gun!
Giroro: *spits water at Keroro*
Keroro: hey! that's not fair!
Giroro: life's not fair!
me: I feel like I'm caught in a war between little freaks.
Ash: eh?
Keroro: what?
Giroro: huh?
Jaden: this battle's getting us nowhere.
me: well, in that case... thanks for watching!
everyone: YOU'RE ENDNG THE SHOW JUST LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
me: there's nothing left to do.
Ash: it was getting boring, wasn't it?
me: up until Barry faked his death.
Barry: I'm good aren't I?
Paul: goddammit!
me: I feel like I'm on south park.
everyone: end the show please!
me: stay tuned for when Jaden and Ash battle the Hitachin twins.
Keroro: can I show up in the next episode?
me: if you wanna.
Keroro: WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: BYE!
*credits and ending song: caramelldansen*