Pokemon Black and White episode 4 script

   Pokemon Black and White Parody episode 4

Me: myself, Narrator, America, White Spy, Freckles, Frazzle, Kenny, Prohias, and Krillin
Carlie: herself, France, Black Spy, Iris, Haruhi, Rainbow Dash, Sire, Burgh, and Popo
Peanut: herself, Ash, and Italy
DW177: Cheren and Germany
L-chan: Paul and China
Shinky: Barry and Japan
Azu: Tamaki, Britain, and Silver
Skystar: Trip. Plasma Grunt, and Romano
AC100: Cilan and Russia
Marty: N and Ghetsis
Nathan: Yoosursur
Sephirex: Hilbert
Amira: Professor Juniper
Comet: Bianca
Geku: Hilda
Dr. C: Nappa
Katie: Canada
(also appearing in this episode is The Annoying Orange)

Narrator: last time on Pokemon Black and White the Parody, our heroes had all defeated Lenora and were about to obtain their second badges in Unova, but due to Ghetsis being the ass that he is, he intervened and took off with the light and dark stones.
N: can someone-
Me: N, no interupting the voice-over.
N: oh, *realizes something* !!!! wait, weren't you-
Narrator: I'm getting there. anyways, as you recall from the last eipsode, Lindsay and Carlie both fell unconsious, but no worries, they're back and ready for action!
Paul: for those wondering, Ash's team in the last episode consisted of Ghost Nappa and the Nyan Cat.
Nappa: now that I'm alive, I'm just Nappa now. though that won't stop me from playing "Ghost Nappa" baby!
Trip: shall we get the show started?
Barry: we shall!
Italy: PASTA~!
Sire: SIRE!
*shows starts with Italy's Hata futte Parade*
Carlie: I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!
Prohias: well, that's dabatable.
Sire: sire? *looks at Prohias wierdly*
Prohias: Sire, mind your own business, okay?
Sire: Sire! *translation: no.*
Prohias: *shakes head* aye aye aye.
Burgh: well, I'll take these back to Lenora, *holds out the light and dark stones* in the meantime, you guys can take SkyArrow bridge to get to Castelia.
Tamaki: YES! CAN'T WAIT TO BATTLE YOU AT THE GYM BURGHIE!!!!
Haruhi: wait, YOU'RE the gym leader there?
Burgh: COURSE I AM! what'd you think I was? a fashion designer? *thinks about that for a minute* okay that's my part-time job, but whatever! *flies off with his fabulous rainbow aura* SEE YA!
*awkward silence*
Hilbert: well, that was completely unnessecary.
Frazzle: *is horrified* and traumitizing.
N: how was that traumitizing?
Frazzle: oh, it just was, and it 's gonna give me nightmares tonight.
N: wanna sleep with me to help keep them away Frazzle?
Krillin: *off-screen* that's what she said!
Frazzle: uh...
Me: we gonna go to Castelia or what?
Trip: ... oh yeah,
Frazzle: thanks Lindsay!
Me: no prob buddy. *gives Frazzle a hug*
Spies: LET'S MOVE OUT! *sees Carlie panting like a dog* once she stops panting
Carlie: *hisses*
N: it's getting dark though, shouldn't we camp out first, THEN move on to Castelia?
Black Spy: N brings up a good point, okay guys, we'll stay out here for the night, THEN move out.
Krillin: but I hate bugs.
Hilbert: no one cares.
Barry: *off-screen* I care!
White Spy: sounds like a plan to me, who else here agrees to this?
Barry: HEY WAS I SPEAKING HERE!
Trip: works for me seeing as how Paul and Haruhi are already out cold.
*shows Haruhi and Paul sleeping and drooling and holding hands, while Tamaki's in his corner*
Me: SHINHARU FOR THE WIN!
Sire: sire...
*the next day*
*shows everyone on SkyArrow Bridge*
Cheren: whatever anyone does, don't. look. down.
Paul: dude, how the f*ck can we? there's road on both sides. dumbass.
Cheren: ... wow, how could I have not known that?
Black Spy: well, that was a massive derp moment.
White Spy: gee ya think?
Freckles: *on one of the beams* I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenny: I had no idea he was into Titanic.
Frazzle: me neither.
Carlie: OOH! pretty! I can see my house from here!
Prohias: shut up Carlie.
Carlie: *hisses at Prohias*
Prohias: I AM GONNA-
*later in Castelia*
*shows everyone taking in the city's ginormous size*
Everyone: OH HELL NO!
Paul: well, that's ONE way to describe this city's MASSIVE size.
Haruhi: oh god yeah.
Bianca: someone could easily get lost in a city this size.
Trip: you can say that again.
Hilbert: uh-huh.
Me: I gotta stop watching "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" for a while.
Spies: you would.
Cheren: welp, I'm gonna go battle Burgh, you guys go on and explore. catch you guys later!
Tamaki: want me to join you?
Cheren: no.
Tamaki: please?
Cheren: no.
Tamaki: please?
Cheren: no.
Rainbow Dash: how long is THIS gonna last?
Narrator: *in the voice of the narrator from spongebob* two hours later,
Tamaki: please?
Cheren: *has the no me gusta face* FOR GOD'S SAKE TAMAKI! WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU GET?
Carlie: O
Everyone: *looks at Carlie, whose smiling like the creeper she is.*
Trip: *looks at me* well-
Me: you say she's my sister, and I will break your camera in two.
Trip: *gasp* you wouldn't!
Me: I would.
Trip: you're bluffing!
Me: try me.
Freckles: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP???????
Carlie: MEOW!
*record stops*
*Trip and Lindsay shoot wierd looks at each other*
Hilda: he's YOUR Dewott and she's YOUR sister Linds.
*Lindsay Glares at Hilda*
Haruhi: sempai, remind me again, WHY am I dating you?
Tamaki: because, I'm sexy and I know it! *does the pelvic thrust at Haruhi*
Haruhi: O_O;
Krillin: he's your boyfriend Fuji-
Haruhi: shut up Krillin. *Krillin owned count: 29*
*later*
Cheren: okay, I got my badge, now we can-
Ash: hey guys!
Trip: GOD MAN! WHY MUST YOU SHOW UP OUTTA NOWHERE???
Carlie: because he's Ash and he's your brother. got it bub?
Paul: technically he's MY-
Carlie: who gives a-
White Spy: wow, you ALL seriously have issues.
Carlie: excuse me?
Paul: well...
Trip: blame the fact that my brother *Tamaki waves at Trip* is a full-fledged idiot, and my grandpa *France* is a freakin' rapist.
Bianca: you're grandpa's a rapist? wow, I pity your dad for-
Trip: my grandpa on my MOM'S side Bianca, never met my grandpa on my dad's side. but yeah, my grandpa's a rapist.
Burgh: HEY GUYS! how's it going? you guys here to challenge moi?
Everyone: yes!
Burgh: well, your battles will have to wait-
Ash: DAMMIT!
Burgh: ... who the hell's THIS guy? his hair looks like Goku's!
Ash: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Cilan: he's with me Burgh.
Iris: me too.
Burgh: I pity you.
Kenny: Burgh, how come we can't battle you yet?
Spies: yeah, what gives?
Burgh: well-
Popo: you better have a good reason, otherwise, I'll have to use the pecking order! *laughs his demonic laugh*
Yoosursur: ... he is one wierd dude.
Popo: excuse me?
Yoosursur: nothing!
N: uh... Burgh? your reason?
Burgh: oh yeah! well, I just got a call from my friend Peanut telling me that ten super handsome men are in some serious trouble!
Bianca: how handsome we talking? *raises eyebrows constantly*
Everyone: *looks at Bianca* ...what?
Burgh: massively. hell, I've been told one's drop-dead GORGEOUS!
Trip: which one?
Burgh: one of the blonde ones.
Prohias: are you gay?
Burgh: probably.
Haruhi: where have I heard that before?
*flashback to TCP OHSHC parody*
Tamaki: you're going to have to work hard to pay off that debt, my little purse-dog. *blows in Haruhi's ear*
Haruhi: AHH! wait, you have a purse?
Tamaki: O.O THEY WERE ON SALE!
Haruhi: are you gay?
Tamaki: probably.
*end of flashback*
Silver: Haruhi, why ARE you two dating exactly?
Haruhi: his dad's and my dad's idea.
Paul: oh sure blame Ronka for this.
Burgh: okay everyone! grab my scarf!
Sire: SIRE! *grabs scarf and takes off with Burgh*
Nappa: WAIT FOR ME! *flies off after the duo*
*awkward silence*
Freckles: CARRY ME!
Krillin: wait, what?
Ash: THAT'S MY LINE-
*later*
*shows Peanut with the Allies, Axis, Romano, and Canada at a pier with all ten boys having freakin' spaz attacks*
Peanut: it's okay everyone, don't freak out like this, ITALY! STOP WAVING YOUR WHITE FLAG WILL YA???
Romano: Fratello, STOP WAVING THAT DAMN FLAG OR SO HELP ME I'M GONNA-
Me and Carlie: we're not interupting, are we?
America: Hero?
Britain: Angel?
France: Rosebud?
Russia: Sunflower?
China: Panda?
Canada: Maple?
Italy: Bela?
Romano: Bombina?
Germany: Rocky?
Japan: Imouto?
Ash: Spinks Mix?
*everyone looks at Ash*
Ash: what? what'd I say?
N: why did these guys all say random things?
Me: because those are the nicknames (except what Ash said) these personified countries gave me.
Everyone but Carlie: WHAT???????
*screen shows: O M G!*
*shows Carlie creepily staring at Krillin with Sire and Popo*
Trip: you're kidding, right?
Me: no, I'm serious.
Krillin: SIRE! LEGGO OF MY ASS!
Sire: SIRE!
Burgh: oh. my. god. Peanut you were right, these guys ARE handsome! *begins to drool and daydream*
Canada: is he gay?
Peanut: yep.
Ash: HOT DOGS!
Barry: *looks at Ash* you had coffee again, didn't you?
Ash: Coconut cake AND coffee!
Black Spy: well, that was, disturbing. *looks at Russia* so boss, what's new?
Russia: oh, not much, just that-
Hilda: wait, this guy's your boss?
Black Spy: yep.
White Spy: *points to America* and he's my boss.
Cheren: ... I pity you for that.
White Spy: HEY!
America: HEY!
Sire: SIRE!
Russia: hey Vodka! *pats her head and gives her a pecha berry*
Krillin: ... I, don't wanna know.
Sire: sire sire. *translation: good dog*
Krillin: what?
Sire: sire?
Me: *looks at Sire, then at Peanut* mind telling me what happened?
Peanut: these guys had their pokemon stolen.
Me: Team Plasma?
Peanut: yep.
Me: figures.
Burgh: no worries you sexy boys-
France: I happen to be their grandfather. *points to Tamaki and Trip* but it's great that other people know, I'm sexy and I know it. *does the pelvic thrust at Canada*
Everyone: *le gasp*
Britain: *points to Bianca* and I'm her grandfather.
Everyone: *le gasp again*
Freckles: how in hell can you two be their grandpa's?
Frazzle: yeah, you guys look so young!
Prohias: and make me wanna keep Lindsay from you guys!
Me: I know them already Probie.
Prohias: oh, shi-
Ash: ICE CREAM!
Kenny: mind explaining?
China: we're countries, we're a lot older than we look aru. hell I'm 4,000 years old and I still look like I'm in my early 20's.
Carlie: actually, you look like you're in your 50's aru.
China: ... *facepalm* aiyah. wait, ARU'S MY THING BITCH!
Prohias: aye carumba that's long.
America: easy for you to say Probie. if you were still alive, you'd be in your 90's
Prohias: *slaps America* ONLY LINDSAY CAN CALL ME THAT! GOT THAT IDIOTA???
America: OW! THAT WAS CRUEL!
Carlie: *acting innocent* why'd you slap him Probie?
Prohias: he deserved it, becaus he should know that nobody but Lindsay and the Spies can call me "Probie"
Everyone: aww,
Burgh: *spots a grunt* is that the one that took your pokemon?
Italy: THAT'S HIM! THAT'S HIM!
Plasma Grunt: oh shi- *takes off*
Russia: AFTER HIM!
America: I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOE HORN!
Grunt: MALICE ME WITH A SHOE HORN?
Germany: idiot.
Britain: STOP IN THE NAME OF BACON!
Grunt: BACON? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???
Canada: I'm guessing Iggy's drunk again.
Spies: WE'LL TAKE THAT BET!!!!
*everyone takes off after the grunt while Do You Like Waffles plays*
Trip: NOT THE BEST KIND OF CHASE MUSIC!
Hilbert: AGREED!
Me: OH WOULD YOU GUYS PREFER FRIDAY?
Trip and Hilbert: THIS WORKS!
Carlie: REBECCA BLACK MUST DIE!
Japan: SHUT UP AND CONTINUE AFTER HIM!
*plays Friday anyway*
Carlie: EVIL!
Me: *smiles* HEH HEH, I KNOW!
*later*
*everyone is standing in front to the Team Plasma building*
Nappa: why's the gym right across the street?
*shows the gym from where we're standing*
*record stops*
Paul: oh that's just pathetic.
Silver: I KNOW RIGHT?
Hilda: these guys didn't think this through did they?
Japan: apparentry.
Hilbert: these guys make Team Rocket look smart.
America: nice one.
Hilbert: thanks!
Haruhi: so we gonna go in or what?
Ash: O.O oh yeah,
Tamaki: why does that sound so oddly familiar?
*flashback*
*shows Tamaki and Haruhi in a dressing room with Haruhi half naked*
Haruhi: so you gonna come in or what?
*end of flashback*
Tamaki: oh yeah,
France: you've learned well mon'ami.
Me: I don't wanna know.
Britain: neither do I Angel, neither do I.
Carlie: MEOW!
Trip: oi vei.
*later inside*
Ghetsis: do you have the pokemon from those pathetic excuses for personified countries?
Grunt: yes sir, but apparently, they, along with many others, followed me here.
Ghetsis: well, that's not a huge problem, I can just-
Popo: remember me?
*Ghetsis screams can be heard all the way to Galvin while Asmith is asking where that's coming from*
Grunt: are you okay Ghetsis sir?
Ghetsis: *off screen* FINLAND!
Me: *thoughts* why is he calling Sweden's wife?
Ghetsis: ALRIGHT WHAT THE FRUK GIVES?????
*the countries all are wearing their version of Team Rocket Uniforms*
Romanada: you best prepare for trouble,
Ameripan: and no doubt make it double.
GerIta: to protect our world from devistation,
FrUK: to unite all people within our nations.
RoChu: to denounce the evils of truth and love, (aru)
America: to extend our grasp to the stars above, America!
Italy: ITALY~!
Romano: Romano bitches!
Britain: Great Britain!
Germany: Germany!
Japan: Japan!
France: Le sexy France! *does the Pelvic thrust*
Russia: become one with Russia, Da?
China: China aru~!
Canada: I'm Canada!
Grunt: who?
America: Team Hetalia blasts off at the speed of light!
Romano: *in a sexy voice* you best surrender now, or prepare to fight.
Haruhi: *with cat ears* MEE-OWTH! THAT'S RIGHT!
Countries: SHUT UP HARUHI!
Haruhi: *sits in the corner* not again...
Ghetsis: WHO ARE THESE LOSERS?
America: we miss-
Ghetsis: I'mma dude.
Popo: ouch.
Sire: *holds up the F*CK YOU! sign* SIRE!
Carlie: good girl Sire.
Sire: sire sire!
America: alright you ass, mind giving us our pokemon back?
Ghetsis: now why should I do that?
Popo: pecking order bitch!
Ghetsis: pssh, please, the reason why I took these pokemon is because-
France: *plays I'm Sexy and I know it*
Ghetsis: what's wrong with this guy?
Canada: a lot of things.
Ghetsis: who said that?
Canada: *sits in the corner, defeated* I hate my life.
Trip: *points to America* we all hate him.
America: HEY! THAT WAS CRUEL!
Ghetsis: not as cruel as some people I have met, (MYSELF included.) but, the reason I took them is because you countries don't deserve these pokemon, you're all just a bunch of weak and pathetic excuses for trainers and countries. including you Russia.
Everyone: *gasp* HE DISSED RUSSIA!
Krillin: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Rainbow Dash: really Krillin? really?
Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
Ghetsis: bitch that don't scare me.
Popo: really? *pulls Ghetsis' pants down* you wanna see Popo's stool?
Krillin: OH DEAR KAMI!
N: Kami?
Tamaki: all will be explained at the end of the episode.
Sire: *explains anyway in her own language*
Everyone: *looks at Sire* WHAT?
Carlie: she said, Kami means God according to Guru who also said Krillin had no power and then he mentioned Yamcha and then it's a long story after that.
*awkward silence*
Tamaki: *looks at Sire* I hate you.
Sire: Sire sire sire. *translation* I hate you too.*
Ghetsis: whose this kid's sister?
Carlie: *hisses*
Me: *flips off Ghetsis and points to Krillin* him.
Krillin: I'M NOT A GIRL! Lindsay's her sister! *points to Lindsay*
Sire: sire sire sire *translation: I'm her pokemon*
Me: Krillin,
Krillin: yeah?
Me: Bird is the Word. *translation: verbally giving the middle finger* *Krillin owned count: 30*
Everyone: *including Ghetsis* OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Burgh: listen up bitch, I don't know why, but you seriously need to learn that when you call someone pathetic, it means YOU'RE the one whose pathetic! and what's with that snuggie you're wearing? it looks like someone threw up!
Me: YOU GO BURGH!
Haruhi: YOU SAID IT!
America: YOU GO DUDE!
Italy: PASTA~!
Barry: *facepalm* oh brother.
Romano: tell me about it.
Ghetsis: ... alright fine, *throws the guys their pokeballs* take these damned things. now we shall mysteriously-
Spies: *from behind* S'up bitch?
*Ghetsis screams all the way to Galvin once again*
White Spy: we are so badass.
Black Spy: agreed my friend, agreed.
*the Spies fistbump then hug*
*later outside*
Russia: mind explaining why you two were hugging back there?
America: yeah, I always thought you two were rivals!
Prohias: I created them to be rivals, but apparently, well, they seem to have become gay.
Ash: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
America and Russia: depends on how you look at it.
N: what does gay mean?
Trip: I'll tell ya later.
Me: *raises hand* blame me for that. I'mma fan of SpyxSpy soo... yeah,
Everyone: WHAT???????
Carlie: Black, are you-
Black Spy: FOR THE LAST TIME CARLIE I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Carlie: aww, I was hopeful! *rants*
Britain: how long is this gonna take?
Black Spy: she's done.
Krillin: OH THANK-
*Carlie punches Krillin in the face* *Krillin owned count: 32*
Krillin: *sobs* I f*cking hate my life.
Popo: we do too maggot, we do too.
Trip: Carlie, why in nine hells would you wanna rape a child?
Carlie: because I can! wait, you heard that?
Trip: you bet.
Burgh: well, you guys wanna battle me?
Everyone: YES!
Burgh: well then, grab my-
America: it's right across the street.
Nappa: do we NEED to grab your-
Sire: SIRE! *grabs the scarf anyways and they fly across the street*
Narrator: guess what she just said and tell us what you think in your comments.
*awkward silence*
Iris: wow, that quagsire must really love flying.
Cilan: apparently.
*many kick-ass battles later*
Burgh: okay whose next?
Carlie: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: NO ME!
Carlie: *goes demonic* I'm next bitch!
Ash: *sh!t just happened* okay!
Carlie: good dog!
Ash: what?
Carlie: what?
Burgh: okay Carlie, you ready?
Carlie: YEP!
Burgh: okay great! Professor, if you would?
Professor Juniper: hey guys!
Cilan: lemme guess, you're gonna serve as the ref in this battle?
Professor Juniper: how'd you know?
Cilan: I'm good like that.
Black Spy: I bet you are. *mutters* you whore.
Cilan: what was that Blackie?
Black Spy: HEY! ONLY WHITE, RUSSIA AND LINDSAY CAN CALL ME THAT!
Carlie: cheater.
Me: shut up and battle.
Burgh: OKAY! go! dwebble!
Carlie: GO! DEWOTT!
Ash: HOLY SH!T HER OSHAWOTT EVOLVED!
Spies: thanks for pointing THAT out captain obvious!
America: I thought that's what you guys called me?
*record stops*
Spies: moron.
Carlie: Dewott! use razor shell!
*Dewott defeats Dwebble in one hit*
Carlie: ONE HIT K-O! I LOVE YOU DEWOTT~! *gives Dewott a hug*
Sire: SIRE? *gives the Puss in boots eyes*
Carlie: I love you too Sire. *gives her a hug*
Sire: Sire... *is content*
Professor Juniper: to make it official, Dwebble is unable to battle, Dewott wins!
Burgh: NOOOOO! DWEBBLE! YOU WERE-
Carlie: *slaps Burgh* YOU'RE NOT ASH!
Ash: but it's good to be me, am I right? *plays "I'm Sexy and I know it"*
Everyone: ...
Ash: *looks at Iris* hey back me up!
Iris: no.
Ash: some friend YOU turned out to be.
Burgh: *has a bruise on his face* okay, go! whirlipede!
Carlie: go! pansage!
N: isn't she supposed to have a pansear?
Me: *points to Frazzle* I got pansear before she did.
N: oh, oh yeah.
Frazzle: he's not all that bright is he?
Prohias: apparently.
Carlie: pansage! use vine whip!
*pansage knocks out Whirlipede in one blow*
Professor Juniper: Whirlipede is unable to battle, pansage wins!
Carlie: ONE HIT K-O! again!
America: man this chick can kick ass.
Carlie: damn right bitch.
Burgh: now for my trumph card! go! leavanny!
Carlie: now for MY trumph card! SIRE! kick it's ass!
Sire: *all demonic* SIRE!!!!!!
Trip: oh god I can't watch! *covers eyes, but peeks*
*this scene is too violent, too stupid, and too Sire to show, so, just watch this small scene of Krillin getting chased by Freiza*
*shows Sire looking badass with sunglasses on and Leavanny has bruises all over and is totally K-Oed*
Professor Juniper: *is in shock* uhm... Leavanny is unable to battle, Sire...wins? Carlie is the winner... I think.
Burgh: *is horrified and is curled up in a ball* that was scarier than France naked.
France: OH COME ON!
Romano: it's true and you know it! ass.
Ash: well, now-
Burgh: I need to heal up my team, I'll be right back. *flies off*
*awkward silence*
Ash: OH COME ON! I WANNA BATTLE SOMEONE!
Carlie: you can battle me! I'll just use Sire!
Sire: SIRE!
Ash: no thanks!
*later*
Burgh: okay I back! ready to battle Ash?
Ash: yep!
Russia: hey, you guys seen China anywhere?
Me: no, why?
Russia: I can't find him anywhere, I was gonna have a little "fun" with him-
America: to piss off Belarus?
Russia: da.
Me and Carlie: TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI!
Russia: Sunflower, I thought you supported RoChu?
Me: I do, but that was a little too much. *is thinking dirty thoughts*
Burgh: go! Dwebble~!
Ash: *holds out a pokeball* CHINA! I CHOOSE YOU!
*out pops China*
Everyone: *le gasp* HOLY F*CKING SH!T IT'S A DINOSAUR! JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE F*CK? OH MY F*CKING GOD! F*CKING DINOSAURS! HOLY SH!T! WHAT THE F*CK!
Sire: sire.
*awkward silence*
China: *facepalm* aiyah...
Ash: she's no dinosaur! she's-
Russia: a man.
Trip: ouch.
Ash: but he-
China: shut up and let's get this damn battle over with aru.
Ash: okay.
Burgh: is this even legal?
Me: anything's possible, with popsicle!
*record stops*
America: I get it!
Me: 'course you would.
China: *rolls eyes* okay Ash, give me a command aru!
Ash: okay, China! use Sing!
China: *sings "Man, I Feel Like A Women" causing Dwebble to become confused*
*All the girls start singing along*
All the guys: ... girls.
All the girls: excuse us?
Spies: NOTHING! nothing at all!
Me: *has Russia's faucet pipe* that had better been nothing!
Russia: how did you-
Me: I have my ways.
China: well, that failed miserably aru.
Ash: okay... USE FLING!
*China flings his wok at Dwebble and knocks it out*
Professor Juniper: Dwebble is unable to battle, China...wins?
Germany: HOW did zat even vork?
Ash: China is super special!
China: suck-up. *walks over to Russia*
Russia: you okay?
China: Xie, but, I've gone through worse.
America: I bet you have.
China: SHUT UP FATTY!
Spies: HA!
America: hrrmmmm.
Burgh: GO! whirlipede!
Ash: go! pokeball!
*out pops Popo*
Krillin: ... he's screwed.
Carlie: who? Burgh? Whirlipede? Ash? us?
Krillin: all of the above.
Popo: okay how did THIS happen?
Ash: muffin button.
Carlie: that's Goku's line dumbass!
Ash: Popo! use Pecking Order!
*this scene is too horrifying to show, so enjoy Goku pressing the muffin button on Freiza's ship before it explodes*
*shows Popo looking badass while standing on Whirlipede whose been defeated*
Professor Juniper: Whirlipede in unable to battle, Popo...wins?
Burgh: *is horrified* that was scary!
Me: compared to what Sire did?
Sire: SIRE!
Burgh: ... okay BOTH events were scary, but still.
Ash: YAY I'M WINNING!
Burgh: time for my trumph card... again... go! Leavanny!
Ash: go! pokeball!
*out pops the Annoying Orange*
France: what the 'ell?
America: welp, we're boned.
Me: I swear I heard that before, but where?
America: maybe from Futurama, that's where I got it from.
Russia: I recall hearing Estonia say that once.
Italy: really? oh my god that must've been awkward.
Russia: is was Italy, it really was. for the Baltics, not for me.
Japan: figures.
China: well, that was unexpected aru.
Burgh: Ash, remind me again, WHY are you using an Orange?
Ash: *GASP* how DARE you call him that! he's the ANNOYING Orange.
Narrator: dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.
Me: *to audience* FYI, this may be stealing idea's from BMNC, but honestly, I don't give a-
Burgh: okay then, Leavanny use string shot!
Ash: Annoying Orange, use Hyper Voice!
*Annoying Orange doesn't shut up, leaving Leavanny massively confused and angry*
Trip: DAMMIT ASH HAVE THAT THING SHUT UP!
Ash: *is busy picking his nose, and looks at Trip* I'm sorry, what was that?
Trip: okay that's just gross.
Burgh: uh... ookay...
Ash: Annoying Orange! use Spit Up!
*Annoying Orange instead uses Bullet seed and defeats Leavanny*
Professor Juniper: leavanny is unable to battle, Annoying Orange... wins? Ash is the winner... I think.
Burgh: great job Ash! for defeating me, you get the insect badge!
Carlie: I didn't get my badge.
Burgh: here you go.
Sire: sire...
Ash: YAY! I WIN! *puts the badge on his head and squeals like Italy*
Sire: *takes the badge and licks it* SIRE!! *gives the badge back to Ash all wet and gross*
Ash: thank you Sire.
N: okay guys, our next stop is Nimbasa City with Elesa.
Cheren: oh great!
Tamaki: isn't she the fashion designer?
Burgh: she's the model, and I'M the fashion designer, got that?
Tamaki: like no one else would!
Haruhi: of course.
Bianca: what kind of pokemon does she use?
Hilda: I hear she has electric types.
Sire: SIRE SIRE SIRE!
America: she'll have an advantage being a ground type pokemon.
Britain: when the bloody hell did you start making sense?
America: just now.
Germany: oh mein gott.
Ash: can I use Sire?
Carlie: only if you sign a contract.
Ash: what's a contract?
Rainbow Dash: this could take a while.
Narrator: *in the voice of the narrator from Spongebob* one hour later.
Carlie: okay Ash, just sign here.
Ash: okay so after the battle I have to give her Pecha berries, and she can eat all my badges from before Unova, and lick all my Unova badges when I get them, which she already is doing, right?
Sire: sire. *translation: yes*
Ash: OKAY! *signs contract*
Trip: Ash, you're an idiot.
Paul: I gotta agree with you on that one.
Silver: same here.
Spies: ditto.
Prohias: shall we get going?
Everyone: YEAH!
*everyone takes off and America Slips on a banana peel*
America: ICE CREAM! *falls on Canada*
Canada: GAHH! AMERICA!
Peanut: wait for me you guys! *chases after us*
*credits and ending song: WA WA World*
*shows Sire with a stick in her mouth, drooling, and staring at the sun*
Krillin: LEFT! TURN LE-NO, STOP STARING AT THE SUN! GO LEFT!
N: how could you talk to a pokemon like that????
Yoosursur: he's dumb like that. *Krillin owned count: 31*
Krillin: I hate you.
Yoosursur: I can live with that.
Russia: what's wrong China?
China: nothing Russia, just, why did I sing "Man, I feel like a woman" again?
Russia: not sure really.
Frazzle: because almost everyone thinks you're a chick. that's why.
Russia: FRAZZLE!
Frazzle: what? I'm just stating the truth!
China: ... *facepalm* aiyah...
Carlie: *does her demonic laugh*
Me: ... *looks out at Audience* I love these crazy endings.
Sire: SIRE!
Me: so does she.
Ash: THAT THING'S A- *end episode*